This item was seized by customs. There is no estimated time of restocking. Perhaps
they will have the largesse to allow us what we have paid for. Perhaps their "heroic"
efforts have thwarted an apocalyptic kung-fu street battle on the streets of New York.

Doubtful.

But no matter. We all must submit to the will of the State, no matter how arbitrary.

This is our "new freedom". It seems mostly "freedom from" and not "freedom to".

I don't think this surprises anyone. Please make an alternative selection.